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WAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOO. [01 May 2005|10:38pm]
[ mood | sore ]

let's see. let's see. where shall i start.

Friday Bamboozle: left school during a math test. went with Fritz, met up with Allison... & somewhat with Chris Nappi & Anthony. Funeral For a Friend, Finch, Thrice. ended around... 12:30 when it was soposed to end 10:50. got chapstick because our lips were truely burning.

Saturday Bamboozle: Erin picked me up. met up with Chris & Anthony again & also Rae, Paige, & Raquel & some people from SJV that i didn't know. Hidden In Plainview, Rufio, A Static Lullaby (AMAZING) The Early November (how we moshed, i don't know why or how & at that time, Erin lost her glasses) & Senses Fail (which for some reason was really insane) Anthony went to watch some other bands in other places, so Chris & i watched from upstairs. we had a water fight so it looked like we pissed ourselves & we also made hats out of newspaper. XD after a while, they stopped letting people into Convention Hall. so all you saw was a mob of pissed off people in the lobby, but then they started crowd surfing. it was funny. CHris & i were sitting on the stairs & this big, black security guard was walking up &... tripped, kneed my knee & punched CHris in the face. lmao. he gave him free water. Anthony came back. so while we were waiting for bands to start, we'd throw random objects into the crowd. i threw this toy soldier thing & it hit this guy right in the head & he got all confused looking. the two of them thought it was the funniest thing ever, okay. yeaaah at one point, me, Anthony, & Chris started a mosh pit because we are clearly awesome. did the worm during The Starting Line.

Sunday Bamboozle: went there, had to go back at 3 because they weren't selling tickets yet. they were there which upset me very much, saw Catch 22 & made me happy. met up with Anthony & Chris. started throwing down to The All American Rejects (no clue why or how.) & we made moshing friends too. UNDEROATH (FUCKING AMAZING & INSANE. crazier than Senses Fail.) My Chemical Romance wasn't as bad as i thought they were live. & while we waited for the bands again, we'd start running around, pissing people off. everyone hated us just because we were that awesome. XP i don't know which band it was, but Chris & ANthony were like "go up! go up!" i'm like "okay, whatever" so they pick me feet up not knowing that there was no one behind me & i fell on my neck. it was fun though!

yeah, the 3 of us started so many pits today. it was funny. lost my phone about... 5 times, but found it. crowd surfing. lots of bruises and the bottom of my jeans were like... devoured by a monkey or something. yeeaaaah, it was awesome.


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"That's not what your mom said last night." [28 Feb 2005|12:48pm]
[ mood | tired ]

you fuck heads.

Taste of Chaos was fucking amazing. all you faggots that didn't go, i feel sorry for.
took a limo there which was cool. a big penis was drawn in the sand at the beach. Unearth was first & half way through i lost my camera. oh well. Underoath. A Static Lullaby. Atreyu. Senses Fail. Killswitch Engage which was insane... Adam & his boxers & short shorts & "I want to have babies with all you 16 year old girls" The Used & at that time i went crowd surfing 50 times & got dropped. throughout the whole show i was kicked in the face 30297423409 times, but it was worth it. i definately moshed too hard because my ankle hurts so bad & i have a lot of bruises & stuff. & yes... the Asian did bring the mosh.

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"Isn't this from Pocahontas?" [09 Feb 2005|03:58pm]
[ mood | happy ]

i missed the bus again yesterday! i was talking to Vickye & wasn't paying attention. so i missed my bus for the second time. awesome. we pink & purple silly stinged Chris's locker again. Casey & Nick helped too. left around 4:45ish. then i went to Pathmark with my father! i bought some poptarts so i could stash them in my locker.

BOBBY SHAVED! haha. he says he shaved his... you know what. he says he feels free. we made the same bet as last year except he still owes from last year. hah. i love that kid.

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"I've got Jack Johnson & Tom O'Leary waiting for you." [07 Feb 2005|10:37pm]
[ mood | blah ]

fucking Ryan ruined the plans James & i had for the movies & Chuck E Cheese's on Saturday. what a bastard.

anyway... i did another flippy, rollie, smack my head on the ground, while running thing again in gym, but this time i didn't get a concussion! damn. but i did have a bitching headache after. you know... the second time is as bad as the first. weird. Vlad is obsessed with the fact that i flipped over. i beat all the girls in the shuttle run crap thing & most of the boys except two i believe. yeah... i know i'm awesome.

i stole Tim's pocket.

i missed the bus! YES! actually she was parked up in the front when she's always usually in the middle. kinda funny. a bunch of other people missed it too. since no one was home i was stuck with Anthony the Weiner Boy. i stole his pocket too. & the whole time i was there, he kept attacking me for mine. :/ he eventually got it. Bradly thinks i have ADD, which i don't. i don't make sense. i never make sense. i will never make sense. i had silly string in my bag so me & Anthony decorated people's lockers (meaning we put pieces of paper in their lockers & just sprayed a bunch of pink silly string) talked to Danny, which i haven't in a while, it was cool. father came around 4.

watched The Day After Tomorrow. it made me laugh.

20 days till Taste of Chaos Tour. fag.

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"She looks like Cher." [31 Jan 2005|03:48pm]
[ mood | disappointed ]

well... let me tell you that this semester, i'm going to have to really REALLY think & pay attention & do all those other complicated things. i think my history teacher is a lesbian. my math teacher is just a fag. my Spanish name is Esperanza.

i gave the pink squishy peep thing this morning. i put a sign in Avi's locker that said, "Avi is gay," she didn't like that too much. no Pez today. i want my damn goggles back from bio.

i wanna go back to art & religion.

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"Yo, do you think this is long enough?" [25 Jan 2005|04:21pm]
[ mood | happy ]

well... in english, Tyler electricuted himself. funniest thing ever.

& art... well that is a different story. snowballs were being thrown in the classroom. quite random. "I hope when you go to Sea World, that you fall in the shark tank & the sharks eat you!" lmao. i love Kate, she's random, but i love her. she hates Chris Nappi very much. going to miss their great conversations of how they hate each other.

i love art.

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MORE mad libs in art ♥ [21 Jan 2005|12:48pm]
[ mood | mellow ]

Jimmy Jones is the school bully. He always says that he is going to to fuck and to eat me. One day he to hump Sally Smith so hard that she fell down and started to to circumcise. Then he took her lunch money, and spent it on penis. I hope it tasted bad. I told him that if he didn't stop I was going to tell the tit. Jimmy stopped and said he was sorry to Sally. Sally hump me an told me I was her fucker. holy shit!!

by Neekah & Teezah

The Princess and the Frog
There once was a princess named teeza who lived in a hornay kingdom in art class. One day she decided to go outside to play hard and long games in the royal tit house.
She took with her a favorite erect penis and went to play near the tit. But her juicy strap on got caught and she tripped and dropped her penis into the blue pond water.
She humped and circumised and then she noticed that there was a little ugly frog in the pond. The frog looked up at her and said, 'Don't worry princess! I can find your penis for you! All I ask is that you kiss me in return.'
Now the princess thought that this was totally fat but she really wanted to get her penis back. So she went for a walk around tit house to do some serious shitting.
Finally, she returned and told the frog that she would kiss him. So the frog found her penis and she rewarded him with a kiss.
To her amazement, the frog turned into a HARD titty! She was faggish, and they were married the next week and lived faggishly ever after.

The End

BY EVERYONE... Neekah, me, & including Chris "Crappi." :) sdkjfhweo"ice"wkjhdl"penis"asdjlfksflikjs"turkey"sdlfksjdf"jerky"lkasdhflskdh
we are super cool.

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Yup, we're pathetic. Here's another one. [10 Jan 2005|09:50am]
[ mood | geeky ]

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
ho. When you get there, you can rent a
clamidia and go for a swim. And there are lots of
horny things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an 7 with mustard, relish, and null
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of kate with a
nice fugly slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold diaheah. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your bladder.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
cheeses, that you drive and run into other tits,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big golf
and try to grab the gold booooooooby as you ride past.

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Mad Libs by Tizi & Chris [06 Jan 2005|12:24pm]
[ mood | dorky ]

Father Goose Rhymes

Old Mother Hubbard went to the fetus
To get her pornographical pornography a bone.
When she got there, the titty was tit-like
And so her titful dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the tit
to fetch a/an titubaware of water.
Jack fell down and broke his tit juice,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her moo.
And when she was drrty, she was very, very fllthy,
And when she was bad, she was penisliking.

There was a anal dwelling woman
who fucked in a shoe.
She had so many tittieeeees
She didn't know what to do.

yeah... i'm in art now & me & Chris made this amazing mad lib. we laughed... A LOT. you know you love it.

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Minneapolis ♥ [26 Dec 2004|11:09pm]
[ mood | tired ]

well, the Philippines was alright. the flight going there was not that great because it was extremely long & my brother smelled extremely bad. didn't do much there, mostly shopping & sleeping, but i did get my hair colored... again & found out that my vision is really really really bad.

i have really bad jet lag.

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[25 Dec 2004|05:14pm]
[ mood | tired ]

i'm back.


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Do you need to go to the bathroom? [06 Dec 2004|04:03pm]
[ mood | crushed ]

Saturday: practice. went home with Lacey. got ready for Applebees for Allie's, who is extremely cool, birthday. saw the dean's son & a lot other Juniors. that's always fun. couldn't find a ride home, but finally got one. went back to Allie's. she goes to school for fourty year old fat women with cats that are teachers. you know it. walked back to Lacey's. opened a coconut that tasted nasty. myself and Allie pulled Lacey into the trap of myspace. we're good. fell asleep watching Home Alone 2.

Sunday: woke up around nine, soposed to go to the auction, but didn't have enough time. i ate french toast oatmeal. now how awesome is that. very. Allie left. watched Bring It On because... you know how i love cheerleading. HAH. left around oneish. her aunt drove us. what a character she is. got at the meet around threeish. Carly was competing as a level six and of course she's better than us because she went to another gym even if she's in a lower level. haha. my team sucks. Lizzy gets a puppy. yaaaay. honestly, my coach should go die. meet ended around sixish. went out to eat. ahh Lacey's aunt cracks me up. i mean with the bathroom and all. hah. got home around 10:30ish. joy. dead tired.

Monday; Day Four With No Parentals: still didn't do my Of Mice and Men project. sweet. i'll do it tonight... hopefully. hmph. ate Caroline's GAY Green Day picture. i believe our art teacher was implying that we needed to smoke something in order to do the next assignment. hah. watched some babies get killed in Religion. that's always fun.

43 days till my bithday. maahahaha.
Chris makes me sad.

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That's Bullhonky [03 Dec 2004|03:49pm]
[ mood | happy ]

badong = bad/wrong (thank you Tim...mah)

well well well. yeserday, after school, i finished my Of Mice and Men project for english. it was the prettiest thing ever. when i got back home after practice, i read the direction paper. read it... then screamed, "fuck." i did the wrong thing. go self. i didn't not want to bring it to school and get like 50 points taken off, so i came up with a plan. i will go to school at 9:30 am, missing first block, english. and you know what? i did that. i woke up at 8:30 am and made cinnamon buns. got dressed & when to school at 9:23 to be exact. my brother dropped me off. how cool is that. very cool, i know.

anyway, my parents left yesterday. so... woo.

i'm going to gym tonight because i have a competition on Sunday with Lizzy & Lacey. Saturday, i'm going to gym & then after that i'm sleeping over Lacey's. we're gonna party like it's 1985. then she's going to take me to the compeition. cool.

Tizzy McGuire (thank you Chris...y poo)

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"I have change so suck it." [25 Nov 2004|12:17pm]
[ mood | bored ]

GOBBLES! hah. classic South Park episode.
no gym till Saturday. next meet next Sunday.
parents are leaving the second. just me & my bro at home for two weeks. sweeeet.
i found this sn i made a long time ago... please tiemysh0e. hah i love it & i'm using it!

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POOPY PENIS <333 [20 Nov 2004|07:14pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

well, i've been falling asleep in class a lot, mostly Religion. in Bio we're doing this stupid thing & Brendon's my partner & he's not very coperative. typed our art criticism things & i played Squares! hah. "To Ugly Nappi" awesome.

practice was crap today. let's see... bars should be elimated from this earth if i haven't mentioned that already. i think tomorrow i'll do well on beam, vault, & floor... kinda. me & Lauren got whiteout & wrote "I SUX <3 piercey poo" on Kara's bag. then we blamed it on Pierce. shame on him.
well... so the the Rutgers Classic is tomorrow, which i have to wake up at six AM, which sucks huge monkey balls. Avi's party is tomorrow too. i'll probobly go if i'm not dead by then.

got Lizzy's Bat Mitzvah invitation. yay. it's two days before my birthday. that's rad.

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Maddie & Chris Forever <333 [15 Nov 2004|03:03pm]
[ mood | mellow ]

Chris's index card says:
         "I take art classes. I play the piano. I like to skateboard & play video games. I am a faggot."</font>
i didn't do it...

Derrick owes me a dollar because i did five pull ups. Tim got a bible thrown at his face & it left a mark. Vickye hit Chris in the nuts. quite a site. WEINER BOY!

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New South Park Episode Tonight... WATCH IT. [10 Nov 2004|07:57pm]
[ mood | blah ]

                               ... yeah & you should watch Drawn Together because it's so stupid, that it's funny.

gym practice yesterday just pissed me off. i was bitching at my coach. bars... should just burn down.
well... art class wasn't as fun as yesterday with me & Chris making fat people with large weiners that wrap around themselves with the earser clay thing, but it was fun. i played Spanish Monkey (really Monte, but monkey is cooler) with Tim & his also ate all of Vickye's Twizzlers... of course i didn't. QUAFF! ...what's a quaff? me & Avi made an 8 Mile in the hallway.

"You look inoccent today," says Sean. mwahaha. that is the greatest thing i have ever heard.

i have decided to quit drum lessons & teach myself. yes, this may seem hopeless, but i'm actually good at playing! so... LFBVSWFELKNWH#@f0s9dyfh2p03ufj ldjfg.

Vickye is going to color/cut my hizzair & make it prettier than yours. thank you.

i watched The Punisher today & i am in love with it. thank you again.

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[ mood | content ]

friday. me & Vickye had a very interesting conversation about a certain someone. she was in an angry state when she was speaking & her hair proved it all. VICKYE IS COOL.
Fritz came over again. walked around then went to see The Incredibles, which was an awesome movie. who did we see after the movie? JIMMI. he was 'ungrounded' yeah right. but we saw his friend MELVIN too. haha MELVIN. weird name. waited outside & these kids were asking us for cigarettes. one of them had dough & was pretending it was his penis. = 0 ... GAUL. fritz thought that was him, but it wasn't, but he knew Gaul. that's cool. who the hell is Gaul?

today... gym like always. Nic came. i haven't seen her in like months. the rutgers classic competition is the 21st at EIGHT IN THE MORNING. damnit. too early for meeee. anyway, my coach thinks Steve's a surfer that got hit in the head too many times with a surfboard while surfing... she think's he's crazy. she thinks Pierce is too. wow. the boys have another new kid... again, but he scares me. i think he's like chinese maybe? eh. i'm a FLIP as Avi would say.

watched Shrek 2. okay. right now, i'm moving my drumset & stuff. kay.

-covers mouth- DOOOO IT.

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Do It [01 Nov 2004|04:45pm]
[ mood | lazy ]

sataurday was the gym party. boring, but okay. it took 30 minutes for them to find the pumkin which me, connor, & vincent hid in the pit really deep.
went to regina's house for trick or treating with avi, fritz, kris, gina, erin, & grace yesterday.
i separated my candy. one bag is labeled as "Fun Candy" & the other bag is labeled "Crap Candy" mhmm.

-holds hand up- the lord compels you. -splashes 'holy' water- the lord compels you. -holds up bible- the lord compels you. devil be gone! -throws cross at you-
    ...yeah that just summarized my day at school right there. i randomly got the devil taken out of me during lunch. yes.

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got my hopes up once again & it fucking sucks [28 Oct 2004|08:55pm]
[ mood | crushed ]

probobly going to transfer out of SJV because it sucks monkey balls.

people are so fucking shallow.

tomorrow is avi & the fetus's birthday tomorrow.

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